Turning 30.

I'm digesting the fact that this is the year I will turn 30. Here are a few things 30-year-olds do:

1. 30-year-olds wash their faces every night.
2. 30-year-olds have their career in place and are starting to thrive in it.
3. 30-year-olds make enough money to travel a little bit.
4. 30-year-olds do not pretend they don't smell dirty diapers hoping their husbands will change them.
5. 30-year-olds dress like grown-ups and know how to put an outfit together.
6. 30-year-olds get up before 7am everyday and jump in the shower, ready to start the day with a smile.

I do none of these things. And now I only have 2 months to get them in place. What are some of your perceptions of grown-ups?